I’m not going to bash Elmo, I mean hey, how many puppeteers can afford rent, much less become millionaires? So, Elmo puppeteer and Children’s Television Workshop, you know, good for you, well done. Nothin’ but the best for ya, really.

All I’m saying is, well… if, somehow, by some strange twist of fate, Elmo happened to fall of the edge of the table and stop working, I wouldn’t be too too disappointed. I mean, bummer for my little girl, sure, but I can’t see getting real upset if, say, Elmo accidentally danced himself out into the middle of the street right in front of an oncoming garbage truck. Or, maybe, if Elmo just so happened to get bludgeoned several dozen times with a ball-peen hammer, melted into a furry little red puddle and urinated on by passers by, it might not exactly ruin my day.

Just sayin.
Rating: 1 / 5